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Urkel

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by Wonkachild

 

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Introduction 01:10
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Urkel 02:05
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Argyle Sweater 04:55
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BLUSh! 03:19
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Mrs. Wonkachild 03:04
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Chocolate 03:12
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Tease 02:31
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Valentine 02:51
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Funky Fresh (Tribute To Michael Jackson) 03:04
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The critically acclaimed underground studio album from the highly energetic, genre-bending Pop/Rock/Funk/Soul artist, Wonkachild. The album showcases a wide array of styles, fusing the flare of live music, Funk, Doo Wop, R&B, 50’s Rock, and Hip-Hop. ‘URKEL’ delivers a slight randomness that doesn’t throw off a listener, but gives a listener a fresh unexpected and unpredictable musical experience similar (but separate) to the likes of Prince, Andre 300, James Brown, and The Fresh Prince. However, underneath the classic dance rhythms and contemporary hip-hopesque 808s, lies a fresh lyrical wordplay infused with the subliminal message of “confident cool.

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released 29 September 2009
Lyrics, Musical Production, and Album Artwork by WONKACHILD | GEEK MUSIC GROUP
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Track Name: Urkel
URKEL
[by Wonkachild]

My dreams are like movies and I'm dreaming wide awake.
You all got scripts and I can tell that you're fake.
I - I tuck you in to sleep tight
I dim the door to give you light
I pat your back and say goodnight
because you're sleeping on me
My FRESH is way too determined
I feel real cool, but I'm hotter than a 'Foreman
I like my Chuck Taylors cause they're better than your Jordans
I ain't gotta sag cause I'm WAY too important
I would wear bling, but I'd rather pay my loans
Why drive a benz just to keep up with the Jones?
I'd rather spend my money on a new innovation
remodel all your minds for the Wonka renovation, ya feel me?

I dress like Urkel, but I look like Carlton [3x]
I dress like Urkel and I'm cooler than you

I dress like Urkel, but I look like Carlton [3x]
I dress like Urkel and I'm cooler than you

The world is a mirror just reflecting how we treat it
we harvest ignorance and except the kids to eat it
you talk about NOTHING on a track and try to feed it
then tell them it's delicious cause you know that they'll believe it
see - but in my factory of geekness
I'm studying your weakness
injecting coco beans into your negative cerebrus
you're micro-soft and I'm the window
bringing truth like a crescendo
playing cool like a nintendo
did you catch my innuendo?
NAH, you want a song that'll help you prance
and show you're new dance
something to clap your hands to
So i'm gonna give you
melodic subliminal, essential
and upgrade your potential


I dress like Urkel, but I look like Carlton [3x]
I dress like Urkel and I'm cooler than you

I dress like Urkel, but I look like Carlton [3x]
I dress like Urkel and I'm cooler than you

I dress like Urkel, but I look like Carlton [3x]
I dress like Urkel and I'm cooler than you
Track Name: Argyle Sweater
ARGYLE SWEATER
[by Wonkachild]

See you can call me 'Senator Funk-master' or 'Captain Crunch-a-doodle' or the 'Psychedlic Super Bad' or why don't you just call me WONKACHILD.

No you can just dance with me, like this...

Now I want everybody to grab their bow ties, grab their Chucks and your Sponge Bob backpack, and do what it do!

Juice in my hand. I'm feeling pretty clever
I like my X-box, but I'm playing on my SEGA.
I love me girlfriend so I'm chillin' with her later
I'd call her on my cell, but I'd rather rock a pager
I'm feeling like a dork, when I'd rather be a nerd
I like first place but I'd rather take third
See you can be fly, but I'll be the bird
And rock you like sheep, and move you like a herd
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be myself
Cause being like you is bad for my health
Why dream of life, then put it on the shelf
And never see the road to help yourself
Yo' you calling me strange? Well how about weird?
Because I like to do me, while ya'll to scared
I see the end while your vision's impaired
So I'ma stay on top, while ya'll stay there

Hey World - you ain't got a part of me
You're corrupting everything you see
But I'm feeling much better
WITH MY FIST HELD HIGH in my argyle sweater.

CHORUS [2x]
Yo' I'm lookin' real fly'
IN MY ARGYLE SWEATER!
While I rock a thin tie
IN MY ARGYLE SWEATER!
And with my chucks on my side
And I'm feeling much better!
WITH MY FIST HELD HIGH
In my argyle sweater

Let me tell 'bout the funk and how to rock your soul
Just keep your chucks tied and let it all go
And walk your stride and dance real slow
And show your bow-tie and chill with the flow
My future look bright, so I'm wearing green shades
A blue backpack and I'm chewing on Lays
Your path ain't clear, so I'm running my way
Where the grass in green and the girls all play
I'm looking for the mama who's a BAD 'mama-jama'
She got a lot of style but she rockin' her pajamas
She likes cartoons and it still wouldn't matter
You can call her out her name and she'll take it as a flatter
Don't be jockin' me, hating because I do my own
See while you're gangin' and bangin'
I'm watching Home Alone
I like to chill in 'da cut' while you're getting blown
Hey boy your failure is calling, go 'head and grab the phone

Hey World - you ain't got a part of me
You're corrupting everything you see
But I'm feeling much better
WITH MY FIST HELD HIGH in my argyle sweater.

CHORUS [2x]

Hey World - you ain't got a part of me (Nope)
You're corrupting everything you see
But you way to gone for me
HEY WORLD - HEY WORLD
I ain't gonna stay in your box
Wonkachild is gonna stay on top
And I'm telling you the funk won't stop
HEY WORLD
Cool ain't a look or a sound it's a mentality
Go be strange, live your own originality
Do your thang' with your own personality
It's your world, be your own liberality

CHORUS [2x]


Wonkachild - or no no no that's 'Senator Funk-master' or no no 'Captain Psychedelic' no, no (CAPTAIN PSYCHEDELIC!)

(Laughs)

You know the only way to be, is to BE YOURSELF!
BE ORIGINAL. BE ONE.
The World is YOUR's for the taking...
Alright. I'm out.
WONKACHILD. Game ova!
Track Name: BLUSh!
BLUSH!
[by Wonkachild]


Wonkachild baaaby!

To that girl I said - I said, "Get out my head."
She said, "I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"
And when I said, "Too much!" She said she, "Want some more,"
She said, "I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"

They call me Wonka for a reason. Girl this is just your season girl.
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"
I do a WHOLE lot teasing and a WHOLE lot of pleasing. (This is serious man)
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"

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She said, "You my baby! You drive me CRAZY.
You make me BLUSH (BLUSH [6x])

She said, "I'm loving you, and baby you're so smooth." I told her, "HUSH (HUSH [6x])."

I like to get you girl 'cause you're so unkept.
You make me blush around you; I can't help myself.

That girl is so mystique. She said that she's a FREAK. I said,
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"
That girl is naughty, AND she likes to party, AND I said,
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"
They call me Wonka for a reason. Girl this just is your season girl.
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"
She said I got my dirt, but baby I'm a flirt. I said,
"I can take it, I can take it, I can take it - OOOW!"

CHORUS

I think that you're the one because you're just like me. Why don't we go 'head a turn this "me" to "we"?

I told that beautiful lady, "Girl do you want to go steady?"
We can make up, break up, make up, hook up, maybe fall in love.

She said, "You gotta prove - you gotta make the first move.
Cause I want you"
"Want me?"
"Yes."
"You do?"
"Uh huh, but I've been hurt before."

Now listen girl 'cause I can't take your problems away.
But I can promise I'll be honest when I tell you that baby.
When I say your my world; such a beautiful girl, It's 'cause
You're the sugar to my chocolate, and you make me BLUSH!

CHORUS [2x]
Track Name: Mrs. Wonkachild
MRS. WONKACHILD
[by Wonkachild]

CHORUS
Now baby can't you see
That you belong with me
You match up with my style
You're Mrs. Wonkachild
You're Mrs. Wonkachild, You're Mrs. Wonkachild
YOU'RE MRS WONKACHILD YOU'RE MRS. OOOWW!!!

Pretty make-up, pretty clothes
Yeah you're fine, but yet you know
Beautiful from head to toe
Girl you win my talent show
You make me sweat and make me (AHH)
I know you know you bring the FUNK
If I'm the matrix, you're the one
Let's go out and have some fun
From one to ten, girl you're a twenty
You're like coco, hmm like honey
Girl you are my honey bunny
Make me spend my candy money

CHORUS

You're like ice-cream mmmm delicious
Sugar mama, Hershy kisses
You're so fine you must be vicious
Girl you're granting all my wishes
I see the sea and see the fish
But it's you who I am with
Girl I want you - I'm so ambitious
You're my baby you're my Mrs.
SEXY (you're so Sexy) OOOOWWW!!!
So join me in my wonderland
My fairytale, my Neverland

CHORUS

They call me the man, but you make me a lover
When you're around, girl you make me flutter
My heart is yours and you make it stutter
Feeling all good like coco butter
You changed me and now I'm upgraded
I once was a player with my mind inflated
You came into my life and well you invaded
A whole new flavor, never outdated
So come on in to my candy mansion
Just me and you and we can keep on dancing
Love-struck and we keep enhancing
Brand new level, still advancing
I feel you girl; I feel your soul!
You're funky and you loose control
You're in my arms and now I know
I'm stupid if I let you go

CHORUS
Track Name: Chocolate
CHOCOLATE
[by Wonkachild]

I can bring you that something
That'll make you plead for it.
That'll make you scream for it
And I call it Chocolate
BABY!
Just get on and dance
Clap your hands
make you break ya neck when you bob your head

You know I'm the best looking man in show business
You know I'm the best looking man in show business

CHORUS
Chocolate baby
Get on the floor/ whoever you are and dance to that
Chocolate baby
Addictive like sugar
Chocolate baby
Get on the floor/ whoever you are just dance to that
Chocolate baby
Addictive like sugar

Now you can't be thinking, All you gotta do is MOVE
With a little attitude
As I bring you some of that NEW old school
Baby!
Just get on and dance
Clap your hands
I'm gonna make you sweat until the rooster crows

You know I'm the best looking man in show business
You know I'm the best looking man in show business

CHORUS [2x]

Now tell me can I temp ya?
Can I move ya?
Can I soothe ya?
Can I get you to shake your tail feather?
Now tell me can I temp ya?
Can I move ya?
Can I soothe ya?
Can I get you to shake your tail feather with my…

CHORUS [2x]

"I want you to know that I am the best looking man in show business. I'm so glad to see so many of my good friends all these beautiful girls dancing, and shaking, and jumping all over the place and all these fellas!

We're having a ball and that ain't all!"
Track Name: Tease
TEASE
[by Wonkachild]

Hey Annie (I know)
You wanna get down (On the floor)
I can see you're all sweaty (I see)
Pretty soon you're gonna (Hurt ya feet)
Do you feel it (Cause I do)
Wanna get really close (To you)
But girl I need you to back on up
Cause I know just what you do, cause you're a…

CHORUS
Tease (Tease me), NO
Please baby girl don't
Tease (Tease me), NO
Please baby girl don't
Tease (Tease me), NO
Please baby girl don't
Tease (Tease me), NO
Please baby girl don't

This beat stomps like a monster (I know)
you wanna grind until (I want some more)
Makes you get all 'Giddy' (I'm sure)
That your thinking is (Un-pure)
You wanna get me (mislead)
trying to get all in (My head)
But my girl is at home and she's all alone,
but I'm sitting right here with you, cause you're a…

CHORUS [2x]

I know something you don't know
and I bet it'll drive you crazy
And if you do then your move falls back on you
and that shows that I got you BABY!
This party's really live and it's hot inside
and i know that your end is near
Me and your man, well we're boys [friends] and he's been right here
to hear you go and say that you're a...

CHORUS [2x]
Track Name: Valentine
VALENTINE
[by Wonkachild]

For all you radio listeners out there. What we're gonna do now is take it back. This is something to all the lovers. That want to kiss and that want to touch here on Valentines Day.

Strong undercover
Passionate lover
Give you 'bout a million
percent cause I love ya girl
Affectionate brotha
Compared to no other
Bad boy when you want it
I know that you want it girl

CHORUS
Would you be my Valentine [4x]

Suprise you till you smile I'll
Love you all the while I'll
Tease you 'till you're beggin
Weak in the leg and
Give you lots of chocolate
your name on a bracelet
treat you like the world
cause you're my girl, would you be...

CHORUS
Track Name: Funky Fresh (Tribute To Michael Jackson)
FUNKY FRESH (Tribute to Michael Jackson)
[by Wonkachild]

Sittin' thinkin' way back I remember the days
When I tried to emulate you in a whole lot a ways
I would dance all night until the morning it seems
Until I got your steps down and could Rock Billie Jean
you were the blueprint, on a high pillar
even though you scared me so when I watched Thriller
You were the style trigger and if we dig deeper
You were the base MJ and it dont get bigger
You were the sole reason, I chose to entertain,
Because your passion for the music... it never changed
and in my heart MJ, you're still the very best
and all the people 'round the world can admit that your still, your still ...

CHORUS
(FUNKY FRESH)

With a sock on my hand I tried copy you
pretend that I was on stage with my own crew
I tried to balance my toes with the wrong shoes
And sing your music till my face turn, my face turned blue
See I remember a quote you said in past
to perform on stage like it's your very last
you were my dance teacher, I was in your class
So I'm grabbing the torch to make sure it last
Even with the stress, you pass the test,
the media hype, and the pain it left
And all the people that knew you and met you in the flesh
can admit that your still your still funky fresh

CHORUS

This is to all the fans, all around the world
who can do the Moonwalk and spin in a whirl
Keep your chin up man and don't be sad
go all around and tell all the folks "Who's Bad?" [3x]

CHORUS